1. Him: “What’s this?”
Me: “A Poem”
Him: “But it doesn’t rhyme.”
2. “When I eat something, my shirt eats it too!”
3. Me: “What’s going on in Philippines?”
Him: “there was a big ole storm there.”
Me: “yeah but what’s going on now?”
Him: ” there was a big ole storm there.”
4. “I don’t have a physician.”
5. “What’s the point of folding laundry?”
6. “Where’s my cookie?”
7. Me: “What’d you have for lunch?”
Him: “A hot dog!” (Said in a thick Indian accent and no he’s not Indian, but I am.)
8. “Downton Abbey? My grandma watches that!”
9. “My foot points better than yours.” (I take Ballet and am a dancer.)
10. “I can’t wait to put up my Halloween Tree!”
11. “Why is your face so smooth this way and so rough the other way?”
